Watches that cannot be used to tell time

In this day and age, a watch is useless. Face it, when you have a phone or an iPod (because there really is no other MP3 player), why the heck does one need to carry a ribbon on their wrist to tell time?! It's absolutely absurd.

And now they have watches that you can barely use to tell time. For example, http://www.01theone.com/products/zerone/ or http://www.nixonnow.com/watches/mens/the-rotolog-A028.html

Really. WTF.