Unsettling tale

On Sunday night I learned that I almost didn't make it into this world. Apparently my mom didn't know she was pregnant so one day some complication occured and she was hospitalized. The doctors at 鏡湖 had the brilliant plan of getting rid of me, while the doctors at 山頂 said, "Its heart is beating, why the hell would you wanna get rid of it?"

God damn, I gotta find that doctor and buy him dinner some day.